VITO *READS* SUPERKILLER VS THE PUNISHER
(PART 1)
Vito’s FIRST comic book, SUPERKILLER #1, is 3 years late. Corgan and I made THE MANIAK #1 in under a year. Our first comic book too by the way. For funsies I decided to make SUPERKILLER Vs THE PUNISHER too. I know it’s not a real comic, but it exists. The consensus is that there is no way the *real* SUPERKILLER comic can top it.
Dick Masterson suggested Vito read it for content. Vito said he would stream himself reading SUPERKILLER Vs THE PUNISHER if someone paid him $500.
IMMEDIATELY SchizoSeanTV paid that. Days later Vito still had not done it. Everyone told him to just do it. People are receiving physical copies of THE MANIAK #1 during all of this.
Clippa demanded Vito do it asap. Then Vito told Sean to chargeback the $500 or ask him to do something else. Claiming now that Clippa is demanding it, the bit is no longer funny. While he had me, the author of SUPERKILLER Vs THE PUNISHER, banned. Again. He previously banned me for posting SKVsTP in The Biggest Problem discord. The mods unban me every time. I’m like The Joker escaping Arkham Asylum if Batman was a fat pedophile.
Hours later, while I slept and dreamed of sugarplum fairies, Vito did cave and read SKVsTP live. For SOME REASON he played Nightcore music while he read it and actually said all the censored slurs. Nightcore music gets copyright claimed and slurs can get your channel striked. Endangering The Biggest Problem channel and ensuring no other channel can react to it. Very cool, Vito.
He also read through it very quickly. It still got him to laugh.
I’m that good.
Now he’s on twitter talking about how his podcast might be over.
That was only part 1 too! I have to finish part 2 and I plan to continue the SUPERKILLER VS series. Improving Rippaverse comics has lost its magic.
SUPERKILLER COMICS WILL EXIST! VITO CAN’T STOP HIM!
There will be plenty of SK comics for Sean to pay Vito to read.
YOU’RE WELCOME, VITO!
The next ones better be read with gusto, Vito!
I might let you be the president of The Superkiller Fan Club one day.