THE RUMBLE RAPISTS!

Oi! Why does Rumble keep giving sickos money? Is Chris Pavlovski retarded?

What is Rumble? Rumble is a YouTube knockoff. Lots of talented/offensive people got booted from YouTube. All their cries were met with “Just build your own global video platform, bro”. Now way, way later we have Rumble. It is like YouTube except it barely works and most people haven’t heard of it. Also, you can say the N word on it. Rumble somehow has a stupid amount of money. They want talent to use them to grow the platform. They’re recruitment decisions are absolutely baffling. Complete pants on head retarded picks. The only positive attribute to any of these men is they have a audience. Two, if you count that they don’t commit their crimes on air.

-Steven Crowder: Conservative comedian that isn’t funny and is an obvious closet case. NDAs have resulted in rumors about Crowder having an abusive and very gay workplace culture. Which have been 99% proven because of recent ring camera footage being released during his messy divorce. Shortly after Rumble signed Steven for millions of dollars, his now ex wife released footage of Steven berating her like a Nazi fairy while she was 8 months pregnant. Steven wanted his wife to do chores without borrowing his car. Their only car. Including a chore that involved giving medicine to their dog, a medicine that is poisonous to pregnant women. Hillary tried to make concessions but it ultimately led to Steven pursuing her off camera like a gorilla. Here is Steven kissing NotGayJared, NotGayJared is currently suing him over various forms of abuse.

150 MILLION DOLLARS!

-Andrew Tate: First he was somewhat amusing being a rich kickboxer shitting on women and nerds. At one point he was the most famous man to ever live. His jokes got a lot less funny and now he is accused human trafficking. Also rape. Definitely guilty, so obviously guilty. He has admitted several times to luring women to his Romanian compound and then *convincing* them to be whores. The trial is taking awhile because high profile cases always do. Every delay is met with cheers from retards that he is innocent. Still one of Rumble’s biggest contracted streamers. The worst guy you know will consider him the new Nelson Mandela.

An annoying part of Tate was he most likely was pretending to own all the super cars and other ultra rich shit. Renting them to be props for TikToks. Now, Rumble will actually make him rich. We need a guilty verdict asap.

-Russel Brand: A brit too rapey for Hollywood. A serial sexual assaulter. Shunned by an industry that defends Roman Polanski. After being excommunicated, Brand is now a Christian who sells magic medallions to protect you from Wi-Fi poisoning. Performs baptisms and dresses like Jesus. Totally sincere transformation for a hippy with a silly voice. Rumble wants to fund this wannabe cult leader. In Russel’s case it is the most horrendous and obvious lying I have ever seen. It makes me worried he has some sort of delusion that lets him be so shameless. If he did a Jonestown in 5 years I would not be surprised.

-Dr Disrespect: The huge streamer dumb enough to try and takesies backsies confessing to inappropriately messaging an “individual minor”, but he didn’t mean anything by it. Sure. For those who can’t read between the lines, that means he was talking to a little boy. Sexually. He copped to talking to a minor sexually and he never ever uttered the phrase “I thought she was 17”. Even though his fans claim that is his defense. HERE’S YOUR MILLIONS FROM RUMBLE, PAL!

Why, oh why, would Rumble give these guys millions? They belong on Punisher’s hit list not your recommended video playlist. It might be because Rumble’s CEO is a delusional retard.

For some reason, Chris would prefer to hire famous creeps for his YouTube knockoff. Starfucker much? It’s not like he could sign a bunch of undiscovered guys who haven’t raped. As we all know, there’s no such thing as a funny broadcaster that has consensual sex with women. It’s hard to say if Chris knows they are bad guys and just figures people will watch them anyway. Their crimes just means he gets them at a discount. Or, if his mind is so poisoned by various fake MeToos that he now thinks sexual abusers are a myth of some kind. That everything is a conspiracy to hurt men he aligns with. Chris, you currently align with monsters. You are either retarded or they gang raped you into submission.

If Rumble is the next YouTube it will guide the culture of the entire world. Imagine a global culture where every single one of its founding fathers were rapists.

Clean house you fucking mongoloid.