The Lynching of an American Lawyer

A Cuck's Vengeance

May 24, 2024

Tonight we have a cautionary tale. What happens when you sleep with a loser’s wife? Who is Nick Rekieta? The host of Rekieta Law. He is a lawyer who got famous on the internet by recording himself explaining how retarded Maddox’s lawsuit was. It was really retarded, by the way. You can’t sue someone for calling you a cuck. Since then, Nick Rekieta has covered the Depp and Rittenhouse cases. A millionaire internet Rockstar whiskey lawyer man. Most lawtubers are cringe. He isn’t. May 19th he had a stream where he got really drunk, maybe high too. Fuck you, free country. A lawsuit has been stressing him out. He called this weirdo, Montagraph, a pedophile. Well, the weirdo has enough money to sue. It isn’t going well. A bunch of slurs online *prayed* for Rekieta to get better, not for Montagraph to stop taking pictures of kids. Odd.

He literally made a short film where he plays a child rapist and, from what I’ve heard, has a family portrait business where he offers to photograph the children naked. Whatever. Totally normal behavior. He should be allowed to sue.

MAY 23rd 2024 Rekieta has been arrested for drugs and guns.

Why?

Because Aaron Imholte is a cuck.

Aaron hosts Steel Toe. Picture a shock jock that isn’t shocking or funny or cool or has testicles. Steel Toe Morning Show: a show you haven’t heard of because he is a hack. More recently, to drum up views, he would have his wife April strip if viewers donated enough money. Classy, not desperate.

Then Rekieta and Aaron met and started hanging out. Married double dates. For some reason, April left Aaron. Unrelated, Aaron claims to have slept with 3 women in the past 6 months btw. Probably a lie. After April left Aaron, she stayed with Rekieta, for some reason. Then Rekieta, Rekieta’s wife and April got arrested. Aaron made some odd statements before the arrest. Some would call them incriminating.

Timeline courtesy of Nobody Likes Onions.

“May 17: Aaron tells April to “come home.”

May 21: Aaron screams for help for his friend to stop. Begs April to go to her parents now.

May 22: Aaron dances with powdered sugar on his nose making fun of the friend he’s worried about. Talks to April’s parents. Again tells April and Kayla to “get out of there.”

May 23: in the morning hours police rammed down the Rekieta’s door.

May 24: Aaron announces whoever did this is a hero and braver than anyone watching and thinking this is entertaining or something from which to derive profit.”

So, Aaron is a liar and a cuck. His wife left him and now Rekieta must suffer.

The report that lead police to pull up on Rekieta was filed May 16th. A day before Aaron asked April to come home. Such odd timing.

Aaron admitted online he told his therapist (gay) about the drugs and guns at Rekieta’s. Totally un-normal, un-Montagraph behavior. A dangerous environment for kids. Therapists are required to report to the police about such unsavory living conditions. Rekieta may go to jail for 25 years. His kids may end up in foster care which is run by pedophiles. So many *friends* are hoping he gets better while blaming the situation on Dick Masterson and Vito. As if they could stop Rekieta from living a baller ass life.

None of them have the balls to say a man should have as much coke and guns and as many of Aaron’s wives as he wants. They’re all excited Rekieta’s time slot has opened up. They are counting his subscribers and wondering how many they can poach. They should be praying Aaron learns how to tie a noose. April has probably flipped to be a witness for the state. Thanks Aaron. Ask April what Nick’s nuts taste like before you renew your vows. Careful, her next beau may not have any bullshit felonies you can exploit. You might have to fist fight him like a man.