THE DESPICABLE DAN FRAGA!
THE WORLD'S WORST FATHER? OR HERO?
Dan Fraga was once known as a talented comic book artist. Then he no longer got mainstream work and so he joined the despicable hive of scum and villainy known as Comicsgate. They’re like Nazis, but worse. Eventually Dan came to his senses and decided to totally own these bigoted hacks he was chummy with a month ago. There is a totally not forced meme that asserts EVS, the Fuhrer of Comicsgate, is secretly a skilled practitioner of homosexual fellatio. A “throat goat” if you will.
The god of comedy and good ideas spoke directly to Dan Fraga and blessed him with a fantastic bit that would have absolutely no consequences. Socially or professionally.
Dan Fraga loaded his toddlers up into his Nissan Stanza and had them mimic fellatio while shouting “throat goat”. One infant went the extra mile and fondled invisible balls. Haters seethed and said crazy and unreasonable things like:
“Dan, this is abuse.”
“Take this down. This will haunt your kids forever.”
“Are you out of your fucking mind, Dan?”
“If he thinks this looks good on camera how does Dan behave when there isn’t one?”
“Dan, did you show your kids pornography for this repulsive bit?”
“Dan, why do you look really mad at your kids for a moment? Like you want to hit them? They’re not doing the fake blowjob good enough for you??!!”
Dan did take the video down. No regrets of course and nothing to apologize for. However, Comicsgate still wants blood.
Comicsgate is currently joking about Shane, EVS’ supposedly kindhearted friend, scissor kicking Dan for abusing his children over internet beef. Bad taste!
Dan says this is something you can not joke about.
I couldn’t agree more, Dan. There are some lines that shouldn’t be crossed. People who cross them should be punished. Unfortunately, The Punisher of Comicsgate is not on Dan’s side.
Fresh out of prison, Riley has now set his sights on Dan.
Won’t someone please think of the children?