RED VS BLUE BUTTON!!!
BLUES HAVE NO BRAIN! REDS ARE IMMORTAL!
You’ve heard of the prisoner’s dilemma, right? Two people are arrested for a crime. If neither snitches they both go to jail. If one snitches, the snitch walks and the other prisoner gets a longer sentence than if they both kept quiet. Obviously, the only intelligent option is to snitch before the other person does BECAUSE YOU CAN’T CONTROL WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO. Do you see how there’s potential rewards and punishments in this for both parties?
A different moral “dilemma” went viral today. It is the following:
IF EVERYONE HITS RED NO ONE DIES!
IF ONE PERSON HITS RED NO ONE DIES!
UNLESS A MAJORITY OF PEOPLE HIT BLUE EVERY BLUE DIES!
ARE WE CLEAR ON THAT????
And remember the VOTE IS PRIVATE! NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT YOU VOTED FOR!!!!!
It would be really funny to tell everyone you hate to vote blue and then vote red.
ASSUMING YOU’RE ALLOWED TO DO A FUCKING AD CAMPAIGN BEFORE AN DIABOLICAL DILEMMA DIETY TELEPORTS YOU INTO A PRIVATE BOOTH!
Then Mr. Beast stole the tweet.
18.1 FUCKING MILLION AND BLUE WON*!
*an anonymous twitter poll with no stakes
IF THIS WAS REAL, it doesn’t even literally cost an arm or leg hitting the red button, retards. This is quite literally a hot button issue because blue people are mental midgets. They love hitting the big blue kill themselves button. Even Johnny Rocket’s meager twitter got some traction for stating the correct opinion.
Some wise men agreed with Johnny Rocket.
“EVERYONE ON EARTH WHO DOESN’T WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES IS A MASS MURDERER!”-Popular Blue
Speaking of popularity…
This next tweet is what the slightly less dumb blue voters would actually do. Jude is a supreme red though.
At some point the blues asked Tim Urban if “toddlers” are participating (but babies are excluded? Okaaaaaaay) and Tim said yes.
Now blues argue you have to kill yourself for someone else’s stupid kid.
IT IS A PRIVATE BOOTH! IF WE ADD COORDINATING BEFORE THE VOTE THEN SHOUT RED RED RED RED RED RED RED AT YOUR TODDLER!
My fellow reds don’t care more about your kid than their own. DUH!
If it was adults only, would you agree the ones that pick blue are fucking retarded? The blues do.
Blues are also arguing the reds would be shamed after the vote.
THE VOTE IS FUCKING PRIVATE, BLUE!!!!!!! If blue wins, you can just say you voted blue. If red wins THERE ARE NO FUCKING BLUES TO MAKE YOU A PARIAH! THAT’S STARTING TO SOUND LIKE HEAVEN!
Pressing the blue button, if you actually are that brave (dumb), is putting yourself in danger and guilting others into doing it too!
Here’s another poll:
Red wins, baby.
Again, this is online, are the blues sincere about dying for total strangers? No.
Some brave red absolutely crushes some dumb blue here.
The blue has the audacity to accuse someone else of thinking they are smarter than they are.
Chris is insane and is delighted at the blue ‘victory’.
Which is why everyone should be a red pusher!
This dilemma has made super genius Tim Pool discover making a viral thing more boring.
Ridiculous. No one lies in a job interview.
Interestingly, I’m also seeing Christians and atheists saying JESUS CHRIST THE ONE TRUE SON OF GOD would push the blue button.
Jesus sent me this picture:
I’ll need a red priest to explain it to me.
I'm surprised no one mentioned that people associate blue with "liberal" and red with "conservative" and that's part of why these retards pressed blue