PULL UP! VITO CRASH OUT!
SCHIZO SEAN TV'S FAULT! REDDIT! HOUSE CALL! MORE PULL UPS!
Superkiller Vol 1 is 565 days late. Also, Dick Masterson’s son was born today.
On to the article.
What caused the enigmatic Schizo Sean TV to pull up to Vito’s house?
Well, Clippa joked about going to Vito’s house 2 years ago. Vito has spazzed and alienated everybody ever since then.
Why would Schizo Sean TV ape Clippa? It’s sort of a long story.
Schizo Sean TV, AKA The Bunny Man, bought thousands of dollars worth of magic cards (worthless pieces of paper) from Vito. Vito streams himself selling some of his hoarder’s horde. Also, SSTV had Vito destroy them. Vito reacted like a woman forced to look at my penis on the subway.
Then SSTV paid Vito $500 to read SUPERKILLER VS THE PUNISHER. Great comic by me. Vito tried to weasel his way out of that. Claiming Clippa ruined the bit by…wanting Vito to do it. Ultimately, Vito did speed read it while blasting annoying music.
Then SSTV improved his Vito plushie. OMINOUS!
Then the first Vito email came out.
1st email: Dick Masterson revealed Vito *forgets* to pay Dick in a timely manner.
At some point SSTV said he would visit SSTV in LA.
Vito tried to haggle with SSTV and Clippa. He would leave Mint’s twitter chat room if Clippa left the discord and SSTV promised not to visit his property. Ultimately, Vito left the twitter chat without getting anything. 5D CHESS!
2nd email: Dick revealed Vito did not want to address SSTV on the show at all.
WHAT IS UP WITH VITO’S *HOUSE* AND GARAGE?!
On the show Dick asked Vito why he hates his #1 fan, SSTV. Vito was evasive.
After the show Vito got advice from a real audio engineer to fix his shitty audio. It has been shitty for 2 months at this point. YerManMartian (I used to do a remote podcast with him. His audio was great) gave Vito advice assuming a few things. That advice didn’t help, but it did lead to figuring out the correct settings.
Then Vito left The Biggest Problem discord.
At no point did Vito try to talk to Dick’s official audio engineer, Johnny The Audio Engineer.
The following day Dick posted that the solution had been found. Vito flipped out at everyone using the show’s twitter account.
Then Vito released Cornboys. A movie review show breaking new ground…by being RedLetterMedia without quality audio. Everyone made fun of it. At least Dirk and Vito have chemistry.
Then Vito decided to do a reddit AMA (ask me anything). I forgot these were a thing. He did it on The Biggest Problem reddit. Only fans of his are on it, but for some reason he starts with his resume.
What did the fans ask Vito?
Let’s start with the questions he answered.
Now for the questions he didn’t answer.
Then SSTV teased that he would come to Vito’s house with his Vito plushie.
This freaked Vito out.
Now for the straw that broke the whale’s back. SSTV visited Vito’s private property.
All the kids in the basement are dead. : (
Before SSTV could stream, Vito called the police.
BUT SSTV DID RECORD THE ASSAULT!
SSTV will broadcast this eventually.
FYI removing someone’s hat counts as assault.
What would you call touching someone’s chest for standing on *YOUR* THE PUBLIC sidewalk? What would you call trying to snatch their phone?
VITO’S STATEMENT ON THE CONFRONTATION!
Don’t cops arrest crime doers? Was there no crime? I’m sOOOOo confused.
Anyway, SSTV ignored this gentlemen’s agreement. He streamed more on THE PUBLIC sidewalk then rang VITO’S doorbell.
PHOTOS OF VITO’S PROPERTY!
There is no chance Dick does not grill Vito about aping Eric July.
What will Vito do?
Everyone is having a laugh at Vito. It should be noted that Johnny The Audio Engineer wants certain footage released from a similar incident.
This is just the tip of the iceberg, folks.
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I’ll finish SUPERKILLER VS THE PUNISHER part 2 in a week or so.
I’ve been distracted by Quake!
I’m sure I fucked up a few things. Ask Vito to correct the record!