HEIL HITLER BY YE, SONG OF SUMMER 2025???

PUNK MUSIC IS FINALLY REAL!

The artist formerly known as Kanye West is certainly a prolific troublemaker, isn’t he?

It seems like just yesterday Kanye transitioned into Ye and viciously tweeted at God’s chosen people. Then Alex “Sandy Hook is for crooks” Jones desperately tried to get Ye to clarify that he wasn’t a Nazi. While Ye was dressed up as a supervillain. A strange turn for a billionaire whose music is beloved worldwide. Why did this happen? Well, supposedly Ye felt he was screwed over by the Jews in fashion and Jews in the music industry so he went on a tirade. That cost him his bank accounts. As we all know, Brazilians run the banks and they don’t appreciate antisemitism. They have more empathy than us humans due to an extra neck bone from evolution.

The “Ye Vs Js” story sort of died when a Hollywood personal trainer texted an insane threat to Ye. Basically, if Ye didn’t walk back all his antisemitism the trainer would have him committed. That Ye would spend the rest of his days a drugged up zombie. For mean words. Ye revealed these texts and people did some digging. The guy used to be Canadian special forces. His name is Harley Pasternak. He is a HUGE deal. He has trained lots of celebrities. Here’s a few: Ariana Grande, Charlie Puth, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Halle Berry, Katy Perry, Pusha T, Megan Fox, Robert Downey Jr., Robert Pattinson, Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani, Adam Levine, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, John Mayer, Amy Schumer, Alicia Keys, and Jennifer Hudson.

Here’s a few he trained that died: Aaron Carter, Brittany Murphy, and Mac Miller.

An impressive resume.

How that gives him the power to put a client in an asylum is a mystery.

Also, Ye insists Jewish people have played a role in his divorce and family court. However, there’s a chance, a small chance, that when super rich plastic whore Kim Kardashian leaves you because you are BPD, you get nothing no matter what. Regardless of goblin magic. However, I would be seeing big noses around every corner after Harley’s insane threat.

Ye has decided to finally channel his Jew hate into music. His latest album will tackle his latest beef with the penny pinchers as well as…personal things. Everyone was blown away by his song last week, Dirty Magazines. Wherein Ye revealed that he and his cousin discovered dirty magazines and then blew each other until Ye was 14. That cousin is in jail for murder. He was also younger that Ye. Ye’s second ex wife Bianca tried to make it all about her. Typical woman. Begging Ye to not reveal anymore things like blowing your cousin. Because it’s gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Of course Ye wouldn’t listen. He’s high on nitrous. His dentist is tying to make using nitrous recreationally a thing BTW. Ye is/was his guinea pig. An eager guinea pig.

Hilarious. Ye is one of the best characters on the Earth TV show.

How do you follow all that up though?

With Heil Hitler.

The chorus is literally: ALL MY NIGGAS NAZIS, NIGGA, HEIL HITLER.

He also mentions enjoying being cucked.

You should look it up. it’s pretty catchy. Oh wait. It’s banned from everything. You have to download it off twitter or discord to watch/hear it. Can you name a single punk rock song where you have to do that? The genre whose entire thesis is to be offensive has never made a song like this. What’s Israel’s opinion on it?

It’s official. Look at what they censored. The Nword is more offensive than Heil Hitler. That is Israel’s opinion. People online want to complain about it on TikTok. HOWEVER, THEY CANT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT OTHER THAN “YE’S LATEST SONG” BECAUSE THE REST OF THE WORDS THAT LET YOU KNOW WHICH SONG IT IS ARE BANNED! Other people are pushing for it to be the song of the summer.

Last summer Kendrick Lamar captured every ear by releasing like a dozen songs shitting on Drake. Calling him a pedophile and an uncle Tom. Endlessly I heard Kendrick is the best, but he’s not mainstream. He’s the boogeyman of rap. He got the Superbowl halftime show from the Drake beef songs. He had to censor himself of course. Very punk rock. What do you call a Black man that censors himself at the behest of rich white people?

Ye has done the opposite. He’s one of the biggest rappers in the world. He has now thrown it all (being mainstream at least) away and is making music only a suicidal rebel would make. REAL ART! REAL PUNK ROCK! HEIL KANYE!

When I tried to show my dad the song while I was driving, he rolled the window down. He was hot and did not realize people outside the car could hear the song probably.

10/10.

Keep it up, Ye.