EVS Vs Rippoffverse
Begun, the puppet wars have.
For the past few years EVS has had Rippoffverse make puppet shows of Eric July and other retards. I do enjoy the Eric July puppet music vids. The Dan Fraga puppet vid is fucking painful. Now EVS is in danger of a puppet him farting or something.
How did we get here?
EVS teases a Cyberfrog spinoff comic about teenage Heather Swain. Drawn by Sven “SS” Stoffels.
Rippoffverse critiques the art and shits on Sven. Several times. Also asks EVS “What art school did you go to?”. EVS did not go to art school. He forged his own path. Like Hitler.
Rippoffverse decides to sell some puppets to benefit a beagle charity. Yeah, he’s a woman.
EVS does not shill this totally not stupid and gay charity that is near and dear to a queer’s heart.
Rippoffverse complains and critiques some more.
EVS mocks the puppet shows. Explains he is not going shill Rip’s PETO thing while Rip is shitting on his thing.
Rippoffverse mocks EVS’ wife’s serious illness.
EVS demands an apology.
Rippoffverse continues to sperg.
EVS leaves the group chat.
Mint asks Rippoffverse to leave the chat. He doesn’t. Shocker.
Rippoffverse continued to sperg in that chat. Thinks everyone is siding with EVS out of cowardice and greed. That “EVS STARTED IT! WAH WAH WAH!”. Not even a hint of “Ok, that one thing I said about the wife was too far.” Is only cordial to Mint for SOME REASON. SIMP!
Rip apparently has privately messaged Mint Salad to try and win her over. She has made it quite clear what Rip said about EVS’ wife is unforgiveable. As I type this Clippa (Mint’s owner) is trying to gently show Rip the door. Mint is trying to loudly show him the door. I guess those messages to Mint needed a second take.
Johnny Rocket bullies Rippoffverse out of the chat. What a hero.
What have we learned here today? Well, Rippoffverse is a FORMER stuntman. So, if you want to donate to a charity, pick one dedicated to combatting CTE or painkiller addiction. Fuck beagles.
Not literally though.
FULL DISCLOSURE: A month or so ago Rippoffverse said he would be interested in hiring me for SOMETHING. Writing, obviously, but he had a hard time putting whatever the fuck it was into words. Comic book? Novel? Beagle erotica? Who knows!
He sends rambling voice memos. Typing is hard. Also, he told me he is working on a TOP SECRET comic about Vito and that he would shill THE MANIAK in it. DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT!
I told him I am no longer interested in working for him. Also, sent him this:
That slippery bastard EVS wins again! He’s so good at turning everyone against poor, innocent retards.
I think I can hear angry sewing in the distance.
SCREEN SHOTS: BEHOLD RIPPOFFVERSE’S MATT BAHR STYLE CRASH OUT!
Rippoffverse made some long post at some point. Clippa shares it.
Rip took bad screenshots. He is referring to RayRayIsHappy, Tiso Spencer and Rocket Fiction. I doubt they support what comes next.
VITO POSTS DARIA
Dick chooses now to reveal Vito *forgets* to send Dick money.
BACK TO RIPPOFFVERSE
VITO ACTS CONFUSED! Remember this for later.
He sends EVS videos? I’ve gotten 8 minutes of voice memos from Rip. Rip continues to talk to EVS even though he’s gone. Genius.
Johnny Rocket wakes up and torments Vito.
JESZILLA TO RIPPOFFVERSE
DMs between Jeszilla and Johnny Rocket:
What happened? BACK TO THE MAIN CHAT!
Rippoffverse tries to be more diplomatic with Mint and Riley.
WE’VE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY EVS!
Rippoffverse is *confused* why people are upset he crossed a line.
It’s literally a Vito move.
“What? I did something fucked up? What? Are you sure? Here’s my perspective…”
RIPPOFFVERSE CLAIMS EVS IS TREATING HIM AS BAD AS ERIC JULY TREATED CLIPPA!
Rippoffverse ignores mint and shares a transman breastfeeding. I censored it with red.
I thought me engaging was upsetting Mint.
Two internet drama pieces in one day!
I hope I have enough energy for Ministry of Dude on weeknights 8PM EST!
It’s a fun show dedicated to *discussing* *interesting* internet folks like Rippoffverse.