Sometimes the bonds forged by racist podcasting are fickle. Other times they are stronger than iron. Unfortunately, it appears the strongest one has rusted and shattered. Ethan Ralph is the host of the Killstream and has done crossovers with The Dick Show. With the hosts of both shows hanging out in real life. Unfortunately, Dick canceled their latest playdate. Now Ralph is tweeting up a storm about how much of a selfish, backstabbing bastard Dick is. Why?
Well, it begins with Milo Yiannopoulos. Yes, everybody’s favorite pro Trump boy kisser is still causing trouble in 2025. Ralph openly credits Milo as his mentor and has called him family.
Last week Ralph fell off the wagon. Again. That’s fine. All addicts do. The older you get the cooler it gets. Like Hercules, Ralph heroically still did his show while battling the twin snakes of unconsciousness and his own clothes. Enter another mythical Greek hero who is also a pill head, Milo. He mocked Ralph’s latest Pillstream. The last thing I recall Milo doing is showing up to a debate with Destiny high as a kite. Don’t get your panties in a twist, Milo, I said “kite”.
Milo Still won. Kudos. Glass houses, though.
Anyway, Ralph was upset at Milo’s words. Then they were at each other’s throats on twitter. You can imagine the vicious insults these bards of the modern age mercilessly tweeted at each other. One that stands out is Milo telling Ralph to overdose so he can see his mother in Hell. I think Ralph mocked Milo’s rape. As in, the time Milo was raped. Good clean family fun. Then there was the proposal to have an *intervention* with Dick hosting the two degenerates at his place. Oddly, the intervention part would just be for Ralph. Dick was open to it at first. Ralph was going to be CA to see his son anyway and he would do the *intervention* before or after. It’s unclear.
Then Ralph would not stop pestering Dick with incoherent texts so Dick canceled with a simple “No”. Ralph decided this was an awful betrayal and is still tweeting about it to this day. First he targeted Dick’s friends. Calling Vito a pedo and claiming Rekieta force fed his children cocaine. He previously defended both of them, I guess just because they were friends with Dick. Now every other honest word of his accusations are misspelled because of sobriety. Obviously. Also, whined about Dick supposedly putting in more effort on PKA and EVS’ show.
Dick has since elaborated that he just doesn’t want to be around Ralph when Ralph is on a bender. The last Ralphamale bender Dick witnessed he talked about on his show. With no humor he implied he was worried Ralph would kill himself on that bender. So, doing a jokey intervention during another one would be ghoulish. On the most recent episode of The Biggest Problem he thought out loud that maybe he should have gone through with it regardless.
For this unforgivable sin of not wanting to bully intoxicated Ralph, Ralph has buried the hatchet with Milo and they are mercilessly name calling Dick. Also, they are repeating the *rumors* on KiwiFarms that Dick is a closeted homosexual who gets pegged by women while dressed as a cow. Unrelated, KiwiFarms also claims both Ralph and Milo are pedos. Much stronger case for the latter.
Can Dick survive the combined might of Milo and Ralph???
Well, Dick has pointed out the duo decarded war on Nick Fuentes and he is still around. Despite a libtard with a crossbow’s best efforts. More viewers than the two of them combined too.
Aside: Milo hates Nick Fuentes because he is Milo II. That or when they both worked for Kanye, Fuentes refused to obey Milo. Ralph hates Fuentes because Fuentes asked him, back when Ralph worked for Fuentes, if he showed up to an IRL event that The Ralphamale should be sober. I’m detecting a pattern.
The addicts don’t like being told no.
HOW DARE YOU DEFY DIONYSUS, MORTAL!
This is ok. Saying “No” is not.
Bizarrely, Ralph has implied getting Dick’s pregnant GF fired from her job. Wait…is this a rerun? A former friend trying to mess with Missus Masterson? Stealing material from Maddox, Ralph? Shameless. Makes sense. Like Maddox, you used to be a writer. Now you’re an envious man consumed by his shadow.
Also, Ralph now sort of defends Harry Morris to shit on Dick. Some Ralph lore: Ralph has two different baby mamas whose fathers hate Ralph. They have done crazy things to hurt Ralph. Harry is one of them. I don’t remember which is which, but one hired a thug to beat up Ralph and kept Ralph’s bloody shirt as a trophy. The other one (or same one who cares) broke things left to Ralph by Ralph’s deceased father and posted it on twitter. Prior to Dick’s *betrayal* Ralph cursed Harry’s name (whenever he was legally allowed to, family court is messy/evil) for keeping Ralph’s son away from The Ralphamale. Now, it’s almost water under the bridge because Harry at one point wanted Dick to use his magic powers to keep Ralph from eating every pill in sight.
Ralph is supposedly going to rehab now because of his former co host Perspicacity. Eventually…
BUT FIRST he’s going to do a show with Vito and Milo! Tonight I think?
Oh, also Milo tried to livestream a prank call on Dick and Dick outwitted him.
UPDATE:
As of 1/16/25 Ralph is sorry and is going to rehab.