Who is Draw and Talk (Nate)? He is an indie comics creator and YouTuber. Tell me, have you ever wanted to look at bad pornography? Now imagine, it is also, a bad anime. With. No. Animation. If you did, you would have Draw and Talk’s comics. Excuse me. His American manga will satisfy your niche desire.
We begin with a ginger whore defending a boy from goblins. She is dressed like a high fantasy stripper and literally has an AR15. She guns down the goblins as if they were native Americans. You know, because they’re different and primitive. What? Fine. I wont be a bigot. She guns them down like school children. That’s the “American” in American manga. Then we flashback and we won’t flash back to this.
We then cut back to our world in the past, where our protagonist, Akari, narrates that she is the bestest assassin. She was taken in by Dave and groomed to be a killer. We are shown a short montage of murders she committed for Dave. The first one is over a loan to what might be a criminal. The rest we get no explanation for. Are they criminals or witnesses to Dave’s other crimes? Do they deserve it? Kind of an important detail. Akari narrates she also “expanded” Dave’s business. Whatever that means. I’m I supposed to assume her kills deserved it or not? That is the detail that matters.
She’s Dave’s best gun and has made his business better. She would do anything for him. Her world revolves around him. Dave kills her because someone told her she’s a snitch. The snitch doesn’t even get a name. I feel like it should be she met a guy and Dave killed her out of jealousy. “You forgot you're mine. No one else’s.”
Akari wakes up in a forest. With nothing. Naked. Oh, wait, also her AR15. Which wasn’t with her when she got shot and wasn’t shown as her signature tool of choice during the montage. Why? Then a weird creature molests her to hide her nudity. She shoots at the tiny rapist.
Akari wanders the forest. She makes clothes out of leaves. She wonders if this is one of Dave’s AI training simulations. Yes, again, the guy who shot her for no reason, invested a lot into her training. Then she remembers the closest thing she had to a father shot her in the head. She cries. “NOOOO! I LOVED KILLING! NOT BEING KILLED NOOOOOOO!”. Accountability to a woman is like a vacuum cleaner to a dog. Have to give points to Nate for realism.
Then she hears yelling. She looks down from the cliffside and sees that goblins have tied up a white family. Akari heroically decides not to help.
The parents get killed, but their death screams are too much for her? What did you think would happen, retard? Anyway, she finally intervenes to help the child. Who is now an orphan because she is a bitch. She snipes all the goblins easily. Really emphasizing that the orphaning is her fault. Will the boy ever learn she CHOSE not to save his parents? Is this the setup for an ugly confrontation down the line? Probably not. That would be good writing.
Akari brings the boy to the village and a lady guard who is also dressed as a stripper confronts her. Akari insists she won’t leave the boy until he is safe. Immediately his grandma welcomes him home. She is not dressed like a stripper. Then the blacksmith pokes Akari’s ass to ask her about her gun because those don’t exist here.
Not funny. Also, I think a cold blooded killer would break his nose.
The grandma then explains everything used to be puppies and rainbows before the goblins showed up. She believes the Gods must have brought Akari to their world to defeat the goblins. One woman with a gun is enough? Is it cause she’s sooooo good with her gun?
Anyway, Akari rejects the old woman’s plea and ventures back into the forest.
Akari starts screaming at the sky, at Dave for killing her. Betrayal! Betrayed me! She starts crying and the cliff she is breaking down on breaks. She shouts “SUCKS” as it happens. I shouted that frequently while reading this. Seriously, that’s the word your going with? She lands in front of a pack of goblins. Of course.
I don’t know why there are white boxes for narration that are blank. Laziness? The goblins then talk about killing her, eating her, then the big guy gets to rape what’s left. Ok, Nate, that’s not the order.
Then by coincidence the big goblin quotes Dave.
Why would this obtuse phrase make Akari realize goblins are bad? I get the idea is Akari realizes goblins are the Daves of this world. IT SHOULD BE THE KILLING PEOPLE PART! NOT THEIR WORDS! Dave should’ve killed her parents and the goblins killing the boy’s parents is what should’ve made her develop a conscience.
Also, there is a dragon and it leaves the same page it is introduced. Why would you do this, Nate?
I get that it leaves because she wouldn’t win. Why introduce it? It was not present until this page and it leaves at the page’s last panel. Are pages fucking missing?
The goblins get ready to attack Akari. OMG WHAT WILL SHE DO?!
Akari picks up her gun. It was not far away. We haven’t seen it since before she fell. I assumed it landed far away. Nope. It was offscreen, but at her feet and thank God none of the goblins picked it up. Yeah, she massacres the goblins. Thank God that bulletproof dragon left.
She runs out of ammo and beats the goblins to death with the butt of her rifle. She has flashbacks to Dave killing her. She is screaming her head off. Then she sulks in the gore. This is the only part where she feels like the character Nate is going for. If I was generous I would say it is my favorite part.
We cut back to the village and the villagers are bickering about Akari and stuff that does not fucking matter. Akari enters and swears she will genocide the goblins, but first she needs more bullets.
I should mention that there is a pretty popular light novel/manga/anime called Goblin Slayer. A strange loner exclusively hunts goblins. Earning him his titular nickname. This is odd because this is a world where demons and dragons exist. Adventurers go after those for money and glory. Goblins are basically rats compared to the other monsters. Goblins, while weak, are still underestimated. Same goes for the harm they cause. They kill in order to rape women of other species because there are no female goblins. They were made by the God of Wisdom as a sick joke. The goblins, not women.
Goblin Slayer hunts them because they massacred his village and raped his sister. No other monster concerns him. The formula for Goblin Slayer is goblins are terrorizing a place, a young/woman adventurer is scared, but Goblin Slayer has a genius and brutal plan to genocide the goblins. The rape and “racism” made a lot of retards upset. Not this one though. Nate saw Goblin Slayer and said “Goblins rape girl boobs, BUT girl boobs gun shoot goblins AND goblins talk like the Orkz from Warhammer!”. Do you see the difference? His other series should make it more obvious.
“What if the Mario Brothers were girls??”-Nate
There’s also an anime called My Little Witch Academia that got crowdfunded. Harry Potter but an all girls school! Can you guess what Nate did?
“What if they were old enough to have tits??”-Nate.
At least he didn’t go the opposite direction. Nate takes a thing, makes it worse, then sells it. He removes the hook of the character. They don’t win because of something clever, they just pick up their gun. How about instead of ripping off a bunch of stuff you make one good thing, Nate?
I won’t hold my breath.
I'm always grateful when incompetent comic book creators are too poor and/or stupid to hire decent cover artists. Their covers should always reflect the quality and competency of the contents. Fortunately for everyone, this is exactly the case for this retard's books.