CYBERFROG DARK HARVEST

REVIEWING MY BOSS! WHAT COULD GO WRONG!?

ISSUE 2.9!!!

I’m drunk and EVS complained that there are no CYBERFROG DARK HARVEST REVIEWS! SO HERE WE ARE!

Cyberfrog Dark Harvest is Cyberfrog (reboot) 2.9. Confusing? Yes. What’s in it? Part one and part two! Part one is Lily Owens (Hethear’s daughter) gets kidnapped by fslur alien wasps. Part two is Cyberfrog explaining to heather that Lily Owens got kidnapped! Then a preview of Cyberfrog 3!

The art and story are great. There’s only one thing about the issue I found strange.

Cyberfrog has lost his tonged so he scrawls in the dirt that Lily has been kidnapped.

“THEY TOOK LILY” Cyberfrog carves into the mud.

Heather is weeping and Salamandroid says “I THINK THE VYZPZZ HAVE YOUR LITTLE GIRL, HEATHER”.

Is Salamandroid retarded?

Seriously, the panel where Heather is weeping and Salamandroid asks that question should have no dialogue.

After that silent panel, maybe have a silent panel where Heather is weeping and Salamandroid is comforting Heather with a arm around her shoulder or something.

The only other complaint I have is less objective.

Skorpeone looks like he can rip people to pieces.

He’s a giant fucking evil scorpion cyborg.

I feel like every time Skorpeone appears there should be a pile of dead bodies at his feet.

Yes, Skorpeone killed his human *brother* and enslaved his *parent*.

STILL, I feel like Skorepeone has not done enough horrible things.

Skulls at his feat at least.

Lily discovers that Cyberfrog’s MOTHERship is in the hive.

So, I think the ending of this arc will be Cyberfrog repairs his mother enough to self destruct to defeat the Vyzpzz hive. Cyberfrog objects to this heroic sacrifice at first, but unfortunately it’s the only way.

Then some kind of desperate battle with Skorpeone as everything blows up.

EXCELSIOR!!!