CHUD THE KILLER?????????

TOTAL STREAMER DEATH!

May 15, 2026

Why is a crazy honkey shooting a retarded Black guy news? Allow me to educate you, my brother.

Chud the Builder is a streamer (worthless) whose gimmick is he hunts for Blacks and then assaults them with unkind slurs and monkey terms. He films/streams himself antagonizing Black people in Walmart/Popeyes/Gamestop/Yugioh Tournaments. It’s Frank Hassle’s bit, but not funny. As you can imagine, some brothers have pressed him and Chud always responds with the fact he is armed. The brothers always retreat…until yesterday. About a year ago I saw a montage video of Chud. My first thought was “4 Black gangsters are going to kill this corny cracka in a week yo. They gonna ventilate him with AKs, dawg”. Which means I am racist because it took a whole year for ONE Black guy to attack him. Shame on me. I should have more faith in my people.

Yes, you read that right. Chud shot himself before shooting his attacker. He might be mentally retarded. He should wear a helmet for the trial. I would. If you look online you’ll see chuds treating Chud like he’s white MLK Jr and you’ll see wokies treating him like how the FBI treated MLK Jr. So much for the tolerant left heh. Now, it looks like this is going to be a BIG deal. Perhaps this will become George Floyd 2. Or Rittenhouse 2. Hollywood is clearly out of ideas, I’m I right? The gentleman who got shot is still alive so this might actually be forgotten in a week.

What is the case going to look like? I’m not a lawyer, but if the apocalypse happened you could purchase my services with the last unopened wild cherry Pepsi. You would beat the rap. I’m sure of it. This is going to be a self defense/attempted murder case. Here’s what I know about self defense!

An old man once exited a convenience store. A total stranger began beating him to death. The old man pulled out a gat and blasted the stranger. JUSTICE! Unfortunately, the cops asked the old man if he was scared for his life and the old man said “No” like a fucking idiot. So, it was not REAL self defense and the old man was sent to prison for 30 years. He will die there. American justice. WHY DIDN’T THE COPS JUST PRETEND NOT TO HEAR THAT??? Anyway, I will now apply this knowledge to the upcoming Chud case.

Prosecution: He is a chud. Kill chuds. Behead chuds. Roundhouse kick a chud into the concrete. Slam dunk a chud baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy chuds. Defecate in a chud’s food. Launch chuds into the sun. Stir fry chuds in a wok. Toss chuds into active volcanoes. Urinate into a chud’s gas tank. Judo throw chuds into a wood chipper. Twist chuds’ heads off. Report chuds to the IRS. Karate chop chuds in half. Curb stomp pregnant chud chuds. Trap chuds in a zip lock bag. Sacrifice chuds to Moloch. Disembowel chuds with a rusted butter knife. Feed chuds to alligators. Force feed chuds expired milk. Force chuds to eat pork. Force chuds to listen to country music. Vaporize chuds with a plasma rifle. Electrocute chuds with a car battery. Stone chuds to death. Feed chuds to sharks. Inject chuds with heroin. Waterboard chuds. Castrate chuds. Lobotomize chuds. Curb stomp chuds. Put chuds in a concentration camp. Send chuds to the glue factory. Gas chuds. Bake chuds into cookies. Put chuds in a wood chipper. Put chuds in a blender. Put chuds through a meat grinder. Put chuds in a hydraulic press. Put chuds in a trash compactor. Put chuds in a garbage disposal. Put chuds in a microwave. Put chuds in an oven. Put chuds in a deep fryer. Put chuds in a pressure cooker. Put chuds in a vacuum chamber. Put chuds in a particle accelerator. Put chuds in a black hole. Put chuds in a supernova. Put chuds in a wormhole. Put chuds in a time machine and send them back to the stone age. Put chuds in a rocket and send them to the moon. Put chuds in a submarine and sink it. Put chuds in a plane and crash it. Put chuds in a car and drive it off a cliff. Put chuds in a boat and sink it. Put chuds in a train and derail it. Put chuds in a bus and crash it. Put chuds in a helicopter and crash it. Put chuds in a tank and blow it up. Put chuds in a fighter jet and crash it. Put chuds in a bomber and crash it. Put chuds in a nuclear reactor and turn it on. Put chuds in a volcano and wait for eruption. Put chuds in a glacier and wait for meltdown. Put chuds in a desert and wait for dehydration. Put chuds in the Arctic and wait for hypothermia. Put chuds in the Amazon and wait for the animals to eat them. Put chuds in the Sahara and wait for the sand to bury them. Put chuds in the ocean and wait for the sharks. Put chuds in space and wait for suffocation. Put chuds in hell and wait for eternal damnation. Also, he has tweets where he fantasizes about a white man killing a Black man in self defense so this was clearly premeditated. Plus, words hurt!

“WHAT IF CHUD FUCKED YOUR WIFE? WHAT THEN???”

Obligatory: “This racist will be raped by Blacks” tweet.

Right wing account pointing out Chud’s whole persona has shot himself in the foot…before he actually shot himself.

CHUD SAYING HE WOULD WIN A SELF DEFENSE CASE! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO LOOKING FOR ONE!

Damn that is not a good tweet to have made. BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING INSANE.

Defense: IT’S JUST A WORD YOU GUYS! He was attacked. Of course he was scared for his life. He was so scared he accidentally shot himself. The whole thing is on video! Also, Black people have been getting away with a lot of shanenangans lately. Let whitey have this one, homeslice.